My ass hurts.
What?
I said, "My ass hurts."
I didn't need to hear that.
I thought my discomfort
should be vocalized.
Good God, man! My nards
itch, but you don't
hear about that!
Your nards itch?
I think it's the uniforms.
Maybe I should run thine sphincter
and thine sack-of-two-nads through
with mine
sword!
Regardless, my
ass
still
hurts.
I don't even have
enough room for a stiffy.
