Hark! Lowly sheister!
Thine stumbling form hath--
 

Woe to you, yon pitiful soul, for thine
harsh words shalt forge the sword
which shall cleave thine spine from thine back!

 

And to thy mind bringeth foogoo tortures
of the hellish knight of doom: Lord Lloyd . . .

 

Uh-- Now-- now, looketh thou here--

 

AND TO THINE FUTURE, thou shalt know
no pain like that of any which thou
hath known befoOoOo0Oore . . .

 
Methinks it must suck to
be thou right now, Sir Qwert.
What's that smell?
Did you just shit yourself?