So, tell me. Hath thou ever
thought of career paths
thou hath not chosen?		 Oh, hell yeah, man.
All the time.
 
What hath thou
come up with?		 I'd definitely go
into swashbuckling.
 
Hark! How else can you tell a chick
to swab the poop-deck and
not get slapped?
 
Or perhaps, new meaning
to, "All hands on deck?"		 The outfits look a little--
you know-- fruity.
 
I doth consider it to
be a bonus to wear
shorts on-ye-job, though!		 Shit-- you don't have to be
a pirate to do that, man.
 
Be that so? I'd be wearing my shorts
now, had I not loaded them
trying to force a fart.