I think I'm gonna ditch my Pillaging class.
Come 3rd period, no Rupert present.
 
  My teacher in that class bitches!
Nonstop! At me! It's a personal vendetta!
 
  It's like, "Jesus, bitch!
It was just one fat joke!"
 
Seriously, though! The chick's got more handles
than a goddamn Samsonite showroom!
That doth be all very intriguing, good Rupert, but--
 
Where doth be
yon pants?
AAAAAAA--
 
--AAAAH GOD! Aah!
(pant, pant)