Doth thou ever wonder
what our lives would
be like in yon movies?
 
Not-- really. Think of it! Yon name on ye
big-screen! Scores upon
scores of adoring wenches!
 
What? Bob, you're the last
person I'd expect to hear
willingly say that.
Do not forget the nights
of perverted amounts of
parties! O, the debauchery!
 
You're not normally like this. It would be very refreshing
if it didn't feel so fucked-up.
I hath seen ye light; ye ease
of leading masses through
creative marketing strategy!
 
Hey! Hurry up!
We've got a lot
of work to do!
. . . Rightly! We doth
be right there.
 
We'll start shooting all the deleted scenes we'll release
and re-release on DVDs.
It scares me
you even
know him.
Doth thou want to be
a star, baby?