So! After all that,
she left me in the ditch.		 But why'd she steal
all your clothes and shit?
 
Wot? No, that be the doing
of a nefarious pan-handler.
At first, I was taken aback--		 --Moving right along.
That's the first time I've seen
you get that ornery before.
 
Yes! Well, I doth naught
think that be the path for
me from hither on, I wot.		 To tell you the truth,
it was actually kind of fun.
 
Hail! However, I believe
it be a better idea to leave
the bastardry to thou.		 You say that now.
Once you start down the
path to the dark side, and all.
 
Aye. But! Perhaps it was
a part of me I doth not want
resurfacing as often.		 You sound like my
alcoholic brother.
 
This coming from you?
Thou should talk!		 Now you just sound like
my ex-girlfriend.