Believe it, battles be naught the forgiving experience. I'm definitely
not interested.
 
But! Most everyone's
weaponry be plastic.		 Aah. So it's more of a
bludgeon-filled beat-down.
 
Precisely. However,
weapons need naught
be sharp to cause pain!		  
 
And quite oft, it doth
be raining, giving an eerie,
unprecedented undertone! 		 
 
So much spit!
So much hate!		 Sounds like how most of
my relationships end.
 
  Throw in restraining orders
and arson charges, and you
narrow it down to three.