If I knew it doth
taketh this long,
I would hath done
mine taxes!
 
 
  We don't have
taxes to do.
Naysayer! I doth
enjoy a good
number-punching.
 
 
  Given the fact that
we're plastic, there'll
be no punching.
Thou art raining
on mine parade!
 
 
  Mostly because I'm
tired of pretending
to audit you.
Be that so?  
 
  I'd make a joke
about auditing
and relate it to
sex and women...
But...?  
 
  ...But this shit's
making my brain hurt too much
to be witty.
Understandable!