And instead, I bought a
Ring of Extra Ring-Finger.		   What good
is that?
 
  It doth give you
another finger to
wear a ring on!		   But-- you just put
that ring on one of
the available fingers.
 
I know! And now,
thou hath another!		   If you have five
fingers to begin
with, you could
wear five rings.
 
Right! And with
yon Ring of Extra
Ring Finger, thou
wouldst have six!		   But one is using the Ring of Extra
Ring-Finger!
 
Right!   Look, it's no different
than wearing five
normal magical rings.
 
Except thou can
only wear five!		   And you can only
wear five others with -- okay. What if you want
 to wear seven rings?
 
Thou wouldst slap
on another two
Rings of Extra
Ring-Finger!		   Or fifty?
 
Just keep
putting them on thine fingers!		   But you'd get no
further ahead than
if you just had
five fingers!
 
Except thou would
have more than
five fingers!		   Why not wear
25 Rings of
Two Extra
Ring-Fingers?
 
Hark! That would
be absurd.		   And 50 extra
ring fingers isn't?
 
Thou doth naught
get it! It lets you
wear another ring!		   Augh. We don't
even goddamn
have fingers.