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So! This hot wench
doth enter the bar and
I hath decided to
introduce mineself! |
How'd that go? |
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I doth finished my frosty
tankard, but while leaping
over the midget, I smashed
into Shandor! Ye busty wench left, and I didst
miss my time to meet her! |
Aww, shit. Midgets
always get in the way. |
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I doth left my frosty tankard
half-full, but while dodging
past the midget, Shandor
shoved me to ye ground in
a defensive maneuver! Ye busty wench left, and I didst miss my
time to meet her! |
Love is a powerful thing.
You left beer for that bitch! |
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I doth left my full, frosty
tankard, but while giving
the midget the finger, I didst not see the other midget! I
tripped over him, ye busty wench left, and I didst miss my time
to meet her! |
Midgets are vulgar
little bastards! |
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I doth left my full, frosty
tankard, and
I ignored that vulgar little miscreant!
But, as I knocked over his stalwart
brother, I did not notice ye busty
wench left, and the door shut on my
face! I didst miss my time
to meet her! |
Sore face? |
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She doth had a penis! |
Ooh, buzzkill! |
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