Holy shit.
What the hell
happened to you?
  I hath been
thwarted!
 
Well, no shit. It hath been a fierce battle! Yon cripes! That doth be a stinking
loaf I just pinched!
 
Balboli! C'mere
and check this
shit out, man.
  Nay, doth not go
behind that tree
over yonder.
 
So, there was an
actual swordfight?
Aye! And you, my
fearsome footmen, were of no use to
me! Blasphemers!
I knew I was
supposed to do
something!
 
Whoops.
Was that today?
It doth be almost
four months ago!
I barely recall
what transpired last night!
 
I was hoping
you'd say that.
Wot? I am, however, quite interested in hearing why
I woke up hunched over
the ass-end of yon steed!