fter a nice hiatus, I got really, really bored with the old layout. I decided to create a new layout. You're looking at it now. Do you like it? I like it. I think that's enough. If you like it, thanks. It was fun to create. If you don't like it -- eat an ass! I slaved over this site! To think you have no appreciation for art completely appalls me! Ass!

I decided to vanquish the inline-frame set-up I had from the last news page. I really like how the layout looked, but there were a few people -- "noobs," as we like to call them on the internet -- who complained that their browsers can't use frames. They can't use frames! What the hell paltry crap is that? Come on!

Those two links do not actually condone the use of noobies or the Father of the Inter-Net. They were simply tests for me to figure out what link colors would look nice on this site. White and yellow are the winners.

As it stands right now, none of the links above work. Why? I'll tell you: I just got done doing about everything else on the index page, so I figured I'd give myself a break. When I say "give myself a break," I actually mean "sit in traffic, go to the mall, get my girlfriend her Christmas gifts, sit in traffic, get home, wrap the presents, and then put nice little bows all over everything." I could also mean "play some CounterStrike: Source," but that would be procrastination on my part.

That, and I haven't even really typed up the dialogue to the current comic. I think I should probably get on that sometime soon.

A few things have changed since the last time I've updated. First, the layout (as mentioned above). I'm quite happy with it. Whenever I get into some new kick of a layout or something, I can't stop working on it. A brief rundown of what I decided to do with this brand spankin' new, fourth edition:

• The inline-frame news section has been eliminated. Like LIPP's counterpart, Refugees From Planet Cartridge, I'm leaving the news on the main page along with the comics themselves. This eliminates the need to click another link to get to the comic. Tracking for visitor purposes will also be easier and more accurate, as some people tend to bookmark pages that don't have the tracker bugs.
• LIPP and RFPC have a new host, vis.nu Network. Sam, the operations manager chief bad-ass, has kindly offered up his services. For this, my freeloading ass is forever grateful.
• Pretty, new colors coupled with improved taste leave you with that smooth, clean feeling while on your favorite porcelain throne.

Finally, as I've noted before, I'm starting on another new project -- just because I can. It's called "A Day in the Life of a Chat FuxX0r." It may or may not become a fairly-regular occurrence. I guess I'll cross that bridge when it comes along.

Soup's on!