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Well, well, well!
Good -- Rupert, is it? |
You can call me
"Mister Bad-ass." |
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Thou hath tolerated many of our
attempts to interrogate you! |
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The Purple Nurple!
The Charley Horse!
The Cleveland Steamer! |
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The Donkey
Punch!
The Rusty Trombone!
The Dirty Sanchez! |
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Thou also hath taken the
Dutch Oven -- laden forth by
Sir Bob, my man-at-arms --
with naught a teary eye! |
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Quite a feat,
I do say! |
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Ye be most impressive,
Sir.
Yon tolerance is astounding.
But, we have one final step --
a step most extreme, a step
most excruciating -- to take
in our righteous inquisition! |
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The iConform! |
Hey! You
almost
took my eye out! |
Hark! |
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| January 14th,
2004
 oy,
I'll tell you what! I'm really sick of hearing about this stupid
free iPod crap. I really don't care how much music it can store. I
could give a rat's ass how portable it is. I don't want to know how
many different colors it comes in. It's probably a matter of
convenience (for an already lazy-ass society) that it can store so
many megs of songs, but what the hell? I'll buy a fifty dollar
DiscMan and be done with it. I don't plan on using this little gizmo
longer than 75 minutes at a time. Hours of songs? Whoopie crap. I
save $250 by simply switching from one CD to the next.
There's some kind of conspiracy
here!
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