Thou shalt succumb
to the mighty apple
of conformity!
You can try, but
I seriously doubt it.
 
 
Continued arrogance!? Even in the face of this
nefarious device?!
What? You gonna
orange at me?
 
 
Behold its demonic
tangerine dream facade!
Behold it!
  It be a device naught
to be trifled with!
 
I'm really not too concerned
about a piece of plastic with some
fruit-of-the-loom logo plastered
on its ridiculously loud cover.
I beseech of you, good sir.
Plead for mercy! Tell us
what you know of thine
fallen Lord's gold stash!
 
Hark! It be too late for reasoning!
Sir Rupert, thine time has come!
...
 
Behold! The power! The ability to -- to
think on my own!
I feel it! It's  -- it's --
seeping away! AAH!
Hark! I cannot watch!
 
 
 
January 17th, 2005

efore you get all itchy with anticipation, there's not a whole lot I'm going to say in this, the latest entry into the news section.