Git up, git up!
Put your body in mo-tion!
 
Buford! Buford!
I say, Buford!		 Over here, sir.
 
Wouldst thou enlighten me as to
why another of my noble steeds
hath died? Surely, you did see it
lay down and not get up?!		 Yes, sir. I know.
I watched it not get fed.
Then, I watched it lay down.
Then, I watched it die.
 
Yon incompetent boob!
That doth be ye fifth horse
this month! Thou doth know
thine title is "stable boy," aye?		 Yes, sir. I'm quite
aware of that.
 
I doth beg of you an answer,
a rightly good answer at that!
How doth one man boast such
high levels of incompetence!?		 I shouldn't have to
remind your lordship of
my special condition.
 
Hark! Doth ye
be on that again?!		 Sir, do not make me report your
intolerance towards me to Gretta.
The human relations brute squad
would have a field day with this.
 
 
 
February 25th, 2005

ince I've gone and posted a link to LIPP in a forum down the road at Alien Loves Predator (which is highly entertaining), I had 27 hits in the first half of the day on Wednesday. Let me add this disclaimer: I didn't sign the forums with my URL for a cheap, shameless plug. Not at all. I actually signed it because I know how nice it is to get mad, mad props from folks you don't even know.

I find a lot of support by following links to sites of people I don't know. They've listed me in their little corners of the internet because they find this site humorous. At least, I think they find it humorous. Maybe some find it to be offensive. Others may be using me for some kind of thesis project. To those, I say, "Hey! More power to ya. I hope you pass -- or whatever it is you do with a thesis."

As a result, more fans oftentimes means more work. I really should keep up with LIPP more often. I've decided to lay back on my other two comics (Refugees from Planet Cartridge and the short-lived A Day in the Life of a Chat FuxX0r), giving myself more time to keep the LIPP boys around. RFPC's URL will redirect you to LIPP for the time-being. I'm not planning on renewing http://www.planetcartridge.net when the time comes. However, you will be able to access RFPC through LIPP's directories. I'll have the link up when I get time.

You have to admit, though. Pokin' around the internet and using random webcam shots of people nobody knows with a few captions here and there is comical. "mackin' on my g0at" was supposed to be the chat sysop. Look at him! He's freaky. All sysops are freaky. All of them!

Speaking of which, go check out Sam's stuff. He's my sysop. He's freaky. Click the vis.nu graphic below for Sam's freaky stuff.

A lot of friends and I have been spending a perverted amount of time playing World Of Warcraft. Surprisingly fun -- especially after the debacle that was Star Wars Galaxies.

I run a human mage specializing in frost spells. His name is Apshai (they named a temple after him). He runs amuck on Uther. As of this writing, he's edging towards level 27. Here's a rather odd screen capture of Stuie's character (Guitarhero) and Apshai. Gui decided to bust out into dance on a table at Apshai's favorite watering hole.
 
righteous!