didn't realize until now that the date on March 4th's strip was wrong. You know what? That's fine. Nobody else probably noticed, either. Or, maybe they did. Then, they thought, "Hey! This ass never updates his crap! Typical webcomic writer crap!"

Yeah, you know what? Go blow, pal. Geniuses make mistakes every now-and-then, too.

Earlier today, a quote during the congressional hearing about steroids:

"There's a cloud over the game that I love," said Republican Tom Davis of Virginia, the panel's chairman. "Our hope is that a public discussion of the issues ... will provide a glimpse of sunlight."

I happen to believe that the aforementioned "cloud" started way further back -- right around 1994. You know, that magical time when even Wendy's in Chicago was giving away tickets to White Sox games because nobody would buy them. Why? These whining bitches complained about not making enough money.

To hit a ball with a stick.

Then, run around some bases.

They bitched about not making enough money to hit a ball with a stick, run around some bases, and win the game by running around more bases than their opponents.

Are you with me? I can see the gears grinding!

Maybe we'd be better off learning why certain groups of people suck. What about a teacher?

What about the teacher that's surrounded by a classroom full of sixth graders knowing she's going to lose her job at the end of the semester because of an out-of-control budget and the school district's residents' ignorance?

Yes, that hardly compares to hitting balls with sticks and patting each other on the ass.