Fire the catapult!
(Ka-shunk!)
 

( Klang! )

 
 
( Klang, splang! )
( Klong! Klang! )
 
( Splang! )
 
( Klong! )
 
( Krack! )
 
Tripe! Now what!? Dun yeh worry! The practice shot works wonders fer the
real deal! Load up yer
matriarch's frozen cranium!
 
... Practice shot?  
 
Thou said
naught about a
"practice shot!"
Och!
Ye catapult noob!
Yo! Are we gonna
do this shit or what?
My fucking legs are
falling asleep
!
 
 
 
March 28th, 2005

he ever-vigilant Clayton has somehow stumbled upon a brand new clip depicting a scene out of Napoleon Dynamite using Halo 2 characters.

You can see the flaming carnage of hilarity here. If you haven't seen Napoleon Dynamite, this clip won't make sense to you.

This clip comes in a very close #2 to Summoner Geeks, linked in the news sections here at Jackson Marten Industries a record fifty three thousand, nine hundred and sixty-nine times.

Surprisingly, I've taken a few steps back from World Of Warcraft and gone for games a little older (by a few months) on my machine. Games like Unreal Tournament 2004 and Star Wars Battlegrounds. Once again, my carnal urge to blow crap up without having to press more than one button supercedes a MMORPG set-up (but only for just a little while).

Then, there's games I haven't beaten yet. Jedi Knights II: Jedi Outcast didn't really hold my interest all that well. Dungeon Siege became incredibly repetitive and outrageously predictable.

A worthy side note -- while hitting IMDB for a link to Napoleon Dynamite, I found link to D.E.B.S., followed by this quote about the movie:

"The way I see it, D.E.B.S. is not a re-hash of Charlie's Angels, nor is it trying to be an action movie. It is - more than anything - a parody of Charlie's Angels and it uses ironic exaggerations to point out the weaknesses in the original."

Did Charlie's Angels really need a parody to point out how weak it is? Come on, guys. Think before you type.

 
 
 
righteous!