(be-e-e-ep, be-e-e-ep!)
Hail?
 
Sir Bob! Hark! Thou must do something
about thine ordure-encrusted cohort! Hail!
What! He still be shit -- er --
sitting in thine quarters?
 
Rightly, I say!
He hadst begun that sit-in three -- hail! Hold on...
 
I say! If thou doth continue riding mine ass,
I will make certain it is thou who shalt wear
mine steed's sphincter as a necklace!
Go sucketh
ye a fat one
!
 
Be thou stuck in traffic?
Aye. Nonetheless -- Rupert hath
been sitting there for three days?
 
  Art thou certain the stench
naught be coming from
his rotting corpse?
Fire in the cornhole!
Hnnnnk --
(Brrrrt-BRAAT!)
 
  Hark -- I art certain.
 
 
 
August 22nd, 2005

o news is good news, as I'm incredibly tired and really wanted to get today's comic up before I passed out.

Or, I could just be copping-out and allocating more time to play my new undead priest, Zork, on Ner'Zhul!

 
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