So, okay. What exactly did
Captain Cookwad Slipnuts
give me?
 

I know not what thoughts
run through
your pensive mind.

You should. You're actually
part of the damn dream.

 
Well, yes, I suppose
you are correct.
At least it didn't cause my
dork to go neopolitan again.
 
But, lo! This be but a dream!
How do you know thine
willy naye be uni-colored?
My God! You're right! And
I can't wake up to check!
 

For sooth! Yon plastic pants
may don be violated!

You don't suppose there
were roofies in whatever
the hell that cowflop
was, do you?
 
Perhaps she doth
have a thing for
neopolitan-colored nizzuts.
Hey, man. That's nasty.