01 - 21 - 2008 Delayed Reactionary
01 - 18 - 2008 Errands Error
01 - 14 - 2008 Pop Culture Petrie Dish
12 - 04 - 2007 Where Is My Mind?
11 - 07 - 2007 Heartburnne
08 - 15 - 2007 Walked Right Into It
08 - 10 - 2007 Nancy Nostalgia
06 - 08 - 2007 Sole Brother
06 - 05 - 2007 And A Side Of Ass
05 - 15 - 2007 Cherry Lips Sink Ships
05 - 04 - 2007 Intense Intestinal Distress
03 - 23 - 2007 Tonight I Dine On Rovetop Stuffing
02 - 26 - 2007 A Little Too Ironic
02 - 16 - 2007 Back To The Soul-Incinerator
02 - 12 - 2007 Bad Day At The Soul-Incinerator
01 - 30 - 2007 Rolls And Logs
01 - 08 - 2007 Holiday Wrap-Up and Buried-Under
12 - 04 - 2006 Something Estrogenical This Way Comes
11 - 28 - 2006 It's Not Uter-YOU...
11 - 24 - 2006 Psh, Whatever
11 - 20 - 2006 Merchandising, Merchandising
11 - 06 - 2006 Workflows Downhill
10 - 31 - 2006 Not Kicking Balls
10 - 23 - 2006 Warez The Time Gone?
10 - 13 - 2006 Holy Non-Vengeance
10 - 10 - 2006 Sweet Like Gasoline
09 - 25 - 2006 Sweet Like Lemon
09 - 04 - 2006 Two To Man-go
08 - 25 - 2006 ... Or A Hole In The Ground
06 - 14 - 2006 Lost
05 - 28 - 2006 Nasty Trajectory
04 - 04 - 2006 Hmm... Needs Salt
03 - 29 - 2006 Survivor: Citizenship
03 - 15 - 2006 It's Like A Journal, But Not
03 - 01 - 2006 Oh, So That's Where They Went
02 - 22 - 2006 They Didn't Feel A Thing
01 - 25 - 2006 The Ruiner
12 - 02 - 2005 Knock, Knock. Evil Calling.
11 - 21 - 2005 Perry Hotter and the Metal
11 - 18 - 2005 21-Hun Salute
11 - 14 - 2005 Special / Shutdown / Yes
11 - 07 - 2005 Genre-Specific
11 - 04 - 2005 Not Growed Up
10 - 31 - 2005 Stone Temple Plastic
08 - 22 - 2005 Effervescent
08 - 15 - 2005 Cannot Abide Ye Funk
08 - 08 - 2005 Heir To The Porcelain Throne
08 - 05 - 2005 Rip-Roarin'
08 - 01 - 2005 Internment
05 - 22 - 2005 Suit Up
05 - 02 - 2005 Lookout
04 - 08 - 2005 Death and Errands
04 - 01 - 2005 Bludgeons & Dragons
03 - 28 - 2005 Fired
03 - 25 - 2005 Teeth Of Wisdom
03 - 21 - 2005 Longshot
03 - 18 - 2005 Lost
03 - 03 - 2005 Of The Body And The Mind
02 - 28 - 2005 Hybernation Sickness
02 - 25 - 2005 It Was A Good Plan
01 - 17 - 2005 Pop Accord
01 - 14 - 2005 Pop Ultimatum
01 - 10 - 2005 Inunconsciousness
01 - 07 - 2005 Beaten
12 - 23 - 2004 Bacque-Catalogue
06 - 18 - 2004 One Hand Clapping
06 - 11 - 2004 Ye Olde Spell Checker
05 - 14 - 2004 In Other Words
05 - 06 - 2004 Loafing Around
04 - 16 - 2004 Run, Bob, Run
03 - 12 - 2004 Lamenting
03 - 10 - 2004 Cluster
02 - 17 - 2004 Coming To A Head
02 - 13 - 2004 Mighty Fist
02 - 06 - 2004 Worse Than Tennis
01 - 23 - 2004 Don't Hate The Swordplayer
01 - 16 - 2004 Sir Qwert Meets Lord Lloyd II
01 - 09 - 2004 Hankerin'
01 - 02 - 2004 Yo, G
12 - 26 - 2003 Similarities
12 - 22 - 2003 Harking, Heralding
12 - 19 - 2003 Buy A Vowel
12 - 15 - 2003 Exchange
12 - 05 - 2003 Trolling Stones
12 - 01 - 2003 Pass It On
11 - 24 - 2003 Pot & Kettle
11 - 21 - 2003 Shake It, Baby
11 - 17 - 2003 Brick House
11 - 14 - 2003 Sellouts
11 - 10 - 2003 Controller
10 - 20 - 2003 Wrapped In Cloth
10 - 17 - 2003 All In The Wrist
10 - 13 - 2003 Absent Of All Light
10 - 10 - 2003 Not Just The Wagon
10 - 06 - 2003 Alcohol-Induced
10 - 03 - 2003 Second Thoughts
09 - 26 - 2003 Do Not Herald
09 - 22 - 2003 Chunk Dunk
09 - 19 - 2003 Never Too Old
09 - 11 - 2003 Just Doesn't Work, Pt. 2
09 - 11 - 2003 Just Doesn't Work, Pt. 1
09 - 05 - 2003 Horrific
08 - 29 - 2003 No Help
08 - 25 - 2003 Product Placement
08 - 18 - 2003 Situation: Critically Short
08 - 15 - 2003 Elevator Action
08 - 08 - 2003 Running From Office
08 - 04 - 2003 Yonder Window
07 - 28 - 2003 Referral
07 - 25 - 2003 Mayday
07 - 21 - 2003 Clip
07 - 18 - 2003 Gaze Upon Mine
07 - 14 - 2003 Avast
07 - 12 - 2003 Saddlestickers (Bonus Update)
07 - 11 - 2003 If A Tree Falls In The Plastic
07 - 07 - 2003 Not Quite
07 - 04 - 2003 Dependence
06 - 30 - 2003 Linguistics
06 - 27 - 2003 Hear, Hear
06 - 20 - 2003 Return To Sender
06 - 16 - 2003 Disclaimer
06 - 13 - 2003 Doctor My Eyes
06 - 11 - 2003 No More Love
06 - 06 - 2003 Grog! Grog! Grog!
06 - 02 - 2003 Armed
05 - 30 - 2003 Lowgalloper
05 - 26 - 2003 Throne
05 - 19 - 2003 Another Word
05 - 16 - 2003 Pole
05 - 12 - 2003 Refreshing
05 - 09 - 2003 Not Quite Busy
05 - 05 - 2003 Dead Plastic
05 - 02 - 2003 Take Note
04 - 28 - 2003 How's My Medievaling?
03 - 28 - 2003 Bad For You
03 - 14 - 2003 Spearheading
03 - 12 - 2003 Like Father
03 - 10 - 2003 Means To An End
03 - 07 - 2003 Occupied
03 - 03 - 2003 Ye Boast
02 - 28 - 2003 Getting Around It
02 - 24 - 2003 Making It Not-Suck
02 - 21 - 2003 Non-Threatening
02 - 17 - 2003 Contractual Issues
02 - 14 - 2003 Crack In My Axe
02 - 12 - 2003 Army Of Lovers
02 - 10 - 2003 Avoiding The Capture
02 - 09 - 2003 Pressure (Bonus Update)
02 - 07 - 2003 Paralysis
02 - 03 - 2003 Pursuit
01 - 31 - 2003 Open To Suggestion
01 - 29 - 2003 Kind Of Diplomatic
01 - 27 - 2003 Big Plastic
Episode 33 Nizzuts: "For Sooth!"
Episode 32 Cheap Dream
Episode 31 Dirty Bad Man
Episode 30 Missing: One Dignity
Episode 29 Shaft Grip
Episode 28 Anatomy CXXI
Episode 27 Throwing Stuff
Episode 26 Word to the Wise
Episode 25 Wrong Age
Episode 24 The Stakeout
Episode 23 Cheaters
Episode 22 Frisbee
Episode 21 Doctor?
Episode 20 Neapolitan Johnson
Episode 19 Medieval Trek
Episode 18 Harsh Concentration
Episode 17 Jimmyhat
Episode 16 Dangerous Osmosis
Episode 15 During The Night
Episode 14 Insubordinate Recruitment
Episode 13 And Now, A Word
Episode 12 Medieval-Ass Encouragement
Episode 11 Infectious Melee
Episode 10 Over Ease
Episode 9 Misconception One Morning
Episode 8 Paraphernalia Plundering
Episode 7 Sir Qwert Meets Lord Lloyd
Episode 6 Warm Bath
Episode 5 Rupert's Knight-Itch
Episode 4 Gaining Money
Episode 3 The Foul
Episode 2 Things That Rhyme...
Episode 1 Discomfort in the Ranks
Version 3
This version featured a snazzy blue layout, smaller image links, and a bad-ass silhouette of Rupert (front), Sir Qwert (left), and Bob (right). I kept this layout for a long time because it was very hard to top. I practiced cutting graphics into multiple segments in this update -- the initial layout was done using nothing but PhotoShop. I kept the "one graphic" feel by laying the title, "Life In Plastic Pants" over the silhouette.

Nifty colored scrollbars, too!

The inline-frame featured all of the site's pages that weren't actual episodes themselves. The news updates, the archive system, extras, and contact information popped into this frame as they were accessed.

The inline frame was originally supposed to hold episodes as well. However, I had no way of knowing how the inline frame dimensions would handle the highly-variable formatting of each episode's text boxes. The images weren't a problem, being as they're all 320 x 240. However, some text stretches five lines high. Others don't have any text at all. So, I decided to keep episodes on their own pages. I liked the inline frame idea too much to throw it away, though.

The News section let me keep a sort-of journal for myself -- be it news about the site, my thoughts about something, or general ranting. Mostly, it had a lot of "I know I haven't been updating lately, but..." I decided I liked having a News section, and would keep it for future versions.

Each of the episode's six images were in their own rows, resulting in a completely vertical layout. This made the episodes easier to read.

I began shooting episodes with a FujiFilm FinePix 2800. Finally, the ability to macro focus! The ability to be mobile!

There were three drawbacks to this layout. First, while I loved the layout, it hardly said "medieval." The font had me heading in the right direction, I liked the two helmets on three characters in the silhouette, but it didn't go much further than that.

Second, the inline frame. As I found the hard way, a few people complained their browsers don't support frames, let alone inline frames. I'm not really sure why they're not supported, nor could I see any reason for it. I thought frames, when used properly, made sites look nice. I've designed other sites that also use frames. Others, however, banded together, lit their torches, and held their pitchforks high in protest of the inlines.

Finally, the "Today" link gave me an opportunity to avoid confusion of which new episode is which by simply linking to the most current comic. For a while, I used one file over and over again for the current comic. However, I found people began passing the news page completely by bookmarking the "current" page. I realized that a lot of people don't like going through one page to get to another, and decided to work on an index page with both the comic and the news I felt like typing up. I first practiced with this idea while designing the layout for Refugees from Planet Cartridge.

 
Version 2
Before it was carried over into the third version, I used a mostly-blue motif. The blue bars composing the title and menu bars were colored tables, something I started playing around with about the same time this version went up.

I began using "Books," keeping tabs on episodes by naming them in different groups for every 12 completed. I liked the idea of taking a still shot from each comic and putting it into that Book's group, breaking up the flow of episode links a little bit more.

The menu featured clickable pictures instead of text links. They were all pretty tiny images. Each link led to another page, which was designed exactly the same. Going to that page meant a new page of content loaded, and that page's text label in the link bar was italicized.

Navigation between episodes was improved. Going from Episode 15 to Episode 16 no longer required clicking back to the index page. Each Episode's six images were placed in three rows of two.

As in the first version, I continued shooting episodes with my Logitech QuickCam Pro. Though it sat attached to the computer, I think I came up with some bad-ass shots anyway.

This site still required clicking on a link to go to an actual episode. Text in various episodes didn't line up exactly how I wanted it to. Generally, a little bit more organized than my first version, but still somewhat messy.

The episodes on the site were chronological, but not listed backwards. Once the list was long enough, readers couldn't tell if a new episode was created unless they scrolled to the bottom of the site. So, not only do they have to click another link to get to a current episode, but they had to scroll down to even get to the link.

The layout was ridiculously simple. I was still working on my HTML usage and learning how to play with graphics. As I am with most of my new layouts, I was happy with it at the time. Now, I look at it a lot like corduroy pants -- we used to wear them, but damn. That swipping noise will be forever burned into our ears. What were we thinking?

 
Version 1
 
A mystical, magical layout that has gone from history, to legend, to myth! Sorta like those -- rings that some evil guy made. You know, made one to control everyone wearing a ring? All those noobs really got screwed! He was probably all like, "Hahah, suckers!"

Version 1 was -- well -- a work in progress? LIPP was never intended to be a running project sort-of deal. I did the first comic on an otherwise-idle Tuesday afternoon to kill some time. After pointing a couple friends to it and giggling like schoolgirls on marijuana, a few more episodes followed.

There's no image available right now because the drive housing the first version died quite some time ago. It's probably easily recovered, but I haven't had much time to try. Luckily, I was able to move the old versions onto a newer computer (at the time) before the hard drive died.

The site was sort of similar to this abomination, typed up a few months later to show just how bad a website can look. It was done around three in the morning after a particularly grueling day at my then-job as a grocery store produce clerk, the job that made me realize how much life would suck without a college degree.

I later went on to graduate from Illinois State University, but that's another story.

I began shooting episodes with a Logitech QuickCam VC, the original camera given to me by some folks at a now-defunct company called CollegeWeb.com. It was the device used in their project, WebDorm.com, which is also defunct.