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featured a snazzy blue layout, smaller image links, and a
bad-ass silhouette of Rupert (front), Sir Qwert (left), and Bob
(right). I kept this layout for a long time because it was very
hard to top. I practiced cutting graphics into multiple segments
in this update -- the initial layout was done using nothing but
PhotoShop. I kept the "one graphic" feel by laying the title,
"Life In Plastic Pants" over the silhouette.
Nifty colored scrollbars,
too!
The inline-frame featured
all of the site's pages that weren't actual episodes themselves.
The news updates, the archive system, extras, and contact
information popped into this frame as they were accessed.
The inline frame was
originally supposed to hold episodes as well. However, I had no
way of knowing how the inline frame dimensions would handle the
highly-variable formatting of each episode's text boxes. The
images weren't a problem, being as they're all 320 x 240.
However, some text stretches five lines high. Others don't have
any text at all. So, I decided to keep episodes on their own
pages. I liked the inline frame idea too much to throw it away,
though.
The News section let me
keep a sort-of journal for myself -- be it news about the site,
my thoughts about something, or general ranting. Mostly, it had
a lot of "I know I haven't been updating lately, but..." I
decided I liked having a News section, and would keep it for
future versions.
Each of the episode's six
images were in their own rows, resulting in a completely
vertical layout. This made the episodes easier to read.
I began shooting episodes
with a FujiFilm FinePix 2800. Finally, the ability to macro
focus! The ability to be mobile!
There were three drawbacks
to this layout. First, while I loved the layout, it hardly said
"medieval." The font had me heading in the right direction, I
liked the two helmets on three characters in the silhouette, but
it didn't go much further than that.
Second, the inline frame.
As I found the hard way, a few people complained their browsers
don't support frames, let alone inline frames. I'm not really
sure why they're not supported, nor could I see any
reason for it. I thought frames, when used properly, made sites
look nice. I've designed other sites that also use frames.
Others, however, banded together, lit their torches, and held
their pitchforks high in protest of the inlines.
Finally, the "Today" link
gave me an opportunity to avoid confusion of which new episode
is which by simply linking to the most current comic. For a
while, I used one file over and over again for the current
comic. However, I found people began passing the news page
completely by bookmarking the "current" page. I realized that a
lot of people don't like going through one page to get to
another, and decided to work on an index page with both the
comic and the news I felt like typing up. I first
practiced with this idea while designing the layout for
Refugees from Planet Cartridge.
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was carried over into the third version, I used a mostly-blue
motif. The blue bars composing the title and menu bars were
colored tables, something I started playing around with about
the same time this version went up.
I began using "Books,"
keeping tabs on episodes by naming them in different groups for
every 12 completed. I liked the idea of taking a still shot from
each comic and putting it into that Book's group, breaking up
the flow of episode links a little bit more.
The menu featured
clickable pictures instead of text links. They were all pretty
tiny images. Each link led to another page, which was designed
exactly the same. Going to that page meant a new page of content
loaded, and that page's text label in the link bar was
italicized.
Navigation between
episodes was improved. Going from Episode 15 to Episode 16 no
longer required clicking back to the index page. Each Episode's
six images were placed in three rows of two.
As in the first version, I
continued shooting episodes with my Logitech QuickCam Pro.
Though it sat attached to the computer, I think I came up with
some bad-ass shots anyway.
This site still required
clicking on a link to go to an actual episode. Text in various
episodes didn't line up exactly how I wanted it to. Generally, a
little bit more organized than my first version, but still
somewhat messy.
The episodes on the site
were chronological, but not listed backwards. Once the list was
long enough, readers couldn't tell if a new episode was created
unless they scrolled to the bottom of the site. So, not only do
they have to click another link to get to a current episode, but
they had to scroll down to even get to the link.
The layout was
ridiculously simple. I was still working on my HTML usage and
learning how to play with graphics. As I am with most of my new
layouts, I was happy with it at the time. Now, I look at it a
lot like corduroy pants -- we used to wear them, but damn. That
swipping noise will be forever burned into our ears. What were
we thinking?
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| A mystical,
magical layout that has gone from history, to legend, to
myth! Sorta like those -- rings that some evil guy made. You
know, made one to control everyone wearing a ring? All those
noobs really got screwed! He was probably all like, "Hahah,
suckers!" Version 1
was -- well -- a work in progress? LIPP was never intended to be
a running project sort-of deal. I did the first comic on an
otherwise-idle Tuesday afternoon to kill some time. After
pointing a couple friends to it and giggling like schoolgirls on
marijuana, a few more episodes followed.
There's no image available
right now because the drive housing the first version died quite
some time ago. It's probably easily recovered, but I haven't had
much time to try. Luckily, I was able to move the old versions
onto a newer computer (at the time) before the hard drive died.
The site was sort of
similar to this
abomination, typed up a few months later to show just how
bad a website can look. It was done around three in the morning
after a particularly grueling day at my then-job as a grocery
store produce clerk, the job that made me realize how much life
would suck without a college degree.
I later went on to
graduate from Illinois State University, but that's another
story.
I began shooting episodes
with a Logitech QuickCam VC, the original camera given to me by
some folks at a now-defunct company called CollegeWeb.com. It
was the device used in their project, WebDorm.com, which is
also defunct.
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